Give a bunch of bored high school students limited internet access and they'll find a way to make anything funny. Inspired by the glorious Your Grammar Sucks by jacksfilms and the concept of Engrish, we have been converting random English phrases and texts into Engrish using Google Translate!
Due to William's obsession with hoarding data, he has archived every string of Engrish we have created, thereby creating the Unlisted Thoughts Engrish Archives!
Enjoy!
Volume I: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xiGE07SwZ_A2I72mvxd_Ftq5rPNhff6g/view?usp=sharing (Volume I has Engrish from our high school days, so expect atrocious immaturity)
Volume II: link coming soon
Volume III: link coming soon
What did we do?
Our procedure is simple:
1) Take an English phrase that is less than 5000 characters in length and put it into Google Translate.
2) Translate the phrase into another language (languages which don't use the Latin script tend to yield the best results). We tend to use Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, and Yiddish.
3) Repeat ad nauseam.
4)Paste the result in our shared Google Document and laugh.
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The example phrase:
There was a man named Jim. He really liked people who looked like him. When Jim went to Tim, he wanted to scrim because Tim was fucking Lim.
The result:
Jim has a name. It is very popular with loved ones. When Jim went to Tim, he wanted a poem about Timville.
Free Samples!
You want free samples for a free document? Okay...
ORIGINAL
Mr FRANKLIN-GOTHIC (Leader of the Council): I move:
That the business of the day be called upon.
The SIR-PRESIDENT: The question is that the business of the day be called upon. All in favour please say Aye.
Honourable Councillors: Aye!
The SIR-PRESIDENT: All oppose please say No. I think the Ayes have it. We need at least two voices calling for a division. Councillor Palace on a point of order.
Ms PALACE: Mr Sir-President, I would like my strong objection to this motion noted.
The SIR-PRESIDENT: You just have. I think the Ayes have it, the Ayes have it.
Question agreed to.
RESULTS
Franklin D. Gottsey (committee chairman) and tumultuous;
Call the business.
President of the question to call a certain consumer weekend. So, everyone has love.
Honey theme of your hair?
The president when he tells all who oppose it. We need to separate the two sounds. Hall of Fame Consultant.
Mrs. BOWLES: Mr. President, I am opposed to this type of activity.
OF YOU: I think so.
The suit should be.
The Most Scary Story
ORIGINAL
Once upon a time, there was young man, haunted by his mother’s effervescent ghost. I was told told that the poltergeist insulted him day in, day out, with a tireless ambition of eventually killing him and his young, French-Macedonian wife, along with the Jack-terrier-bulldog-poodle John.
RESULTS
One day his mother was an ectropid film young man who was troubled by the story. I told him that tease the ghosts of the Jack Terrier Dog with John, his young French suicide, Macedonia women want, day, pleading for a day, someone told me.
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